Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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