Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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