One girl and one boy is just not enough.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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