Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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