Fuck appropriateness.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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