I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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