My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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