Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He passed out mid-signature
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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