Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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