my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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