TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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