I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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