I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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