Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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