Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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