the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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