But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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