I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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