i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
