Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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