i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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