Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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