Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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