I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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