I wanna bring you to show and tell
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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