He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Randomize