No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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