3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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