I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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