why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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