Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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