Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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