I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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