after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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