im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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