i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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