You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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