so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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