Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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