the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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