drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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