let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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