I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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