So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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