You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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