only if we run a train.
done.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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