You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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