He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
