if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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Reminder: we are doing you men a favor by shaving down there. Although some women prefer the feeling, lazy people like me will go on a hiatus if we aren't doing a guy on the regular. Bush or no bush, you men don't take much persuasion - and my shaving habits haven't prevented me from getting what I want from a man yet.
If another guy says I usually last longer, that's just as bad
I agree with 1:25.
some girls aren't on top of their game, some are. it is what it is.
i always love the girls on this site that are all 'OMG I LOVE GIVING HEAD.' 'OMG I'M ALWAYS SHAVED FOR ANY MAN.' 'OMG I LOVE BEING A SLUT.'
cool. i'm sure the guys on this site are gonna think you're a catch.
ok, it's still really gross, but maybe she said that after a long sweaty night at the club or bar..?? it doesn't mean she's diseased or always unclean. all i'm sayin is cut the poor girl some slack, damn.
We also don't know the context of when this guy sees girls "down there." If he only fucks drunken girls at bars or parties, what does he expect?
Clean is different then shaved or trimmed or waxed...All women (myself included) should ALWAYS be clean! It is excellent to be shaved or waxed or trimmed but ALWAYS be clean. nobody wants a dirty snatch just like nobody wants a dirty dick....wash people! Wash! If you are in a club or bar...go to a bathroom and "tidy" up with a wet paper towel or something...at least clean the sweat off before going with a guy! Manners...
It's kind of idiotic how everyone is saying "OH GROSS, THROW HER ASS IN THE SHOWER! SKANK HOE!".......when the best us women can hope for when we're sucking your cock is that you didn't use the restroom recently. Seriously, if guys can be so relaxed about their cleanliness, girls can be too.
Wow 4:49... shaving is not a cleanliness issue. Actually, any gyno will tell you not to shave your pubic hair, and to trim if necessary. Pubic hair acts to protect that area, and shaving actually leaves women more susceptible to skin infections like folliculitis (or an infection of the hair follicles). Why the hell did you think it was there in the first place?
What are you people, 12? 14? You're acting like vaginas are normally fresh and smelling of roses. There's always going to be a slight scent, whether you like it or not.. that's just part of the female anatomy. Don't like it? Switch to dick.
1:56, i suggest you find your tide-to-go and familiarize yourself with its intended usage.
Christ there is so much paranoia about female genitalia lately...I guarantee you that some day (when you're no longer 13) you will aching for sex and your gf/wife/whatever will not be 100% clean and you'll just have to deal with it, you little prudes.
If it smells like trout eat it out
If it smells like provolone leave it alone
Sigh... it's the modern day "always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident." Whatever happened to that gung-ho sense of being prepared for anything?
449, having hair down there is actually hygenic. It grows to KEEP SHIT OUT. Kinda like eyebrows... For your vagina.
@1:42 -- People really do that? Go into the bathroom and "tidy" up with a wet paper towel?!? I can't stop picturing the little brown balls of cheap, brown paper towels that are hiding up your snatch when you "tidy" up at a bar...
this isn't about hair, it's about cleanliness. she didn't say i usually shave, but i'm usually cleaner...that means she's currently dirty. if it's from a humid night of dancing at a bar that's one thing, if she just went on a bike ride for 35 miles...i'd stay away until a shower
I'll have the bearded taco, hold the sour cream please.
YES 3:38. My thoughts exactly.
i'm a girl....that's not okay. i wouldn't go down on her either.
1:01 Do you wonder why you are single?? Just wondering
The fact of the matter here is this and this is FACT. If a vagina has a fishy odour, something is wrong with her. It's called BV (bacterial vaginosis) and is treated with medication. So, if a chick knows that she smells down there, she should be treated by a doctor before she EVER lets a guy near her.
That's nasty. There's no excuse for a nasty rotting fish smelling cunt. If you stink, don't have sex until you fix it.
i like a little hint of fish in my bearded clam
Guys CAN smell, and be pretty damn nasty. Please do not look up 'smegma' if you don't already know it's horrible meaning.
6:02 YOU ARE SO WRONG. I've encountered a stinky or otherwise unpleasant dick or two in my travels. Don't even get me started on the lack of trimming. The fact is, if you're not into going down on her, don't go down on her. If it's a one night stand, who gives a shit. Just don't expect head in return. And if it's less casual than a one nighter, how about being a grown up and suggesting you take a shower together. Clean both your stinky selves up and have some fun in the process.
They all DO have a slight scent but it's usually not repulsive. If it's fishy in the slightest, it's BacterialVaginosis and no, it's not ok or acceptable.
@ 1:05 PM
Slack will be cut, if she gives up her butt.
It's not really fair though, if say you've been out of the house all day with no self cleaning options...and there's a potential hook-up about to happen. I always shower when I know I'm going to have sex, but sometimes these things are unexpected...
K seriously, guys smell too. I have gagged from the smell of sweaty ball sack.
And she doesn't necessarily smell like dead fish. Maybe she's just self-conscious.
I fuck on the first date.
I'm wondering 2 things: 1) exactly what did it look like down there and 2) if this happens more than once I'd get my ass to another bar, so exactly where does the OP meet so many of these gems?
it the use of the word "another" that cracked me up........take it where u get it kid ;)
1:53, i agree. one solution would be to not go home with randoms from the bar. then you wouldn't have to worry about it. but a lot of people on here seem to have trouble with that one.
They invented Tide To Go for a reason people.
What she meant to say is "In between breakouts, it doesn't look so worn and puke-producing"
this post/thread is a win
4:52 Bring your own damn Sour Cream!!
I want to know what he texted to make her text this back to him! (or her)
449. We are not the same person
3:38, 3:41 and 3:54 are the same person. Also, keep it clean or don't let him down there. Also, it's not a blessing to men that you shave down there, it's a cleanliness issue that you should respect yourself.
1:41 for the definite WIN!!!
People on here who are like "gosh I shave all the time, gotta keep my man happy!!" probably don't shave or have a man.. they just need the responses to see what it would feel like.
I agree with 5:55... Tho' there were good truths here.
i have never seen a longer argument about vaginas...
Hmmmm, what kind of girls are you hooking up with?
This is unacceptable, ladies! If you ever say this to a guy, expect him to throw your ass in the shower!
Though, I guess you're making those of us that actually stay clean 100 times more pleasing upon reveal. So, thank you!
What reason would she have on this particular day to not be "cleaner" down there???!!!! Eeeewww.....!!!
was going to say the same thing 5:29
Don't fool yourself 338, there is NOTHING as bad as that smell, NOTHING!
A lot of smelly girls, one you. You just know how to pick em' don't you?
Ugh that is gross. Who doesn't clean up if they know there's even a possibility of sex?? Lame
432: Dicks don't stink like dead fish, twats do. There's a HUGE difference. A little sweaty smell doesn't make men want to puke, fish does. Next time I find a rotten chick, I'm gonna rub the stank juices on her nostrils and make her smell it for awhile and see how she likes it. How would you like it if you went to give a guy a BJ and it stunk like that?
i think she means 'clean' as in shaven, not 'clean' as in 'std-free' or 'rotten fishy vagina. because not all chicks feel like we should shave everyday, especially when there are way more guys who don't do shit to their shit.
and if he did mean the latter definition, then he needs to stop picking up skanky ass hoes.
Eliminating hair will eliminate the concern of crabs. It will also prevent moisture from being held in which will lower the risk of yeast infections and lower the chances of odor.
627: The only reason a dick would smell like fish is if it was recently inserted into a rotten twat and not washed. You're smelling leftovers, so to speak... I like to take showers with a woman but after getting a whiff of a stank chick, my dick goes limp and she is kicked out the door. I think most men would agree.
wow 432, youre a fucking pig; make her smell that shit and see how she likes it. you're soo right, guys could never smell that bad........have you ever smelled nutsack? it CAN be putrid. shut up and stop being such a fucking ninny
You should have puked on her smelly clam and said "there you go bitch, here's your excuse to clean".
1:41 - i do think they're catches