what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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