i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
