Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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