Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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