after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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