Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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